Celebrityism (Bromheads Jacket)

Botox babes And private raves where Only if you're someone do you get photo'ed in OK Take a look here at Jade's brand new boobs 35 pound Jack and Kim did lose Look 10 years younger just like Kim Cattrell A very strict diet of lettuce and canderel Have Brad and Jen finally split? Get a beach body girl, just like a Brit's This is how we This is how we live This is how we This is how we live Your peek into the life of stars this week Ooh look her skirt's too short You can see her bum cheeks It seems again Geri's piled on the pounds She what she was wearing to viva la glam That Rebecca Loos she's full of shite And is it true Desperate Housewives they all fight Cos life couldn't be about anything else And happiness is found on the front cover of Elle This is how we This is how we live This is how we This is how we Reality tv I'm a celebrity worship me Reality TV Eternal life you're guaranteed Strive to succeed Be like one of these Like ancient greek gods Or that bloke Achilles Pop idol & big brother are shortcuts to the top Cosmetic surgery and brown-nosing will help you a lot Back-stabbers and liars you will come across But in the end only hard work willl make you a someone In the meantime, indulge in this celebrityism Worship and adore the titles they've been given If you're lucky, one day you know you might bump into one Luckier still, honour you a picture with one Reality TV I'm a celebrity worship me Reality TV Eternal life you're guaranteed