No.1 Groupie (Bromheads Jacket)

When I look into her big brown eyes I can't help but stroke her hair When she sits up in my lap All my problems I can air She whimpers when I stroke her spine And I know she's feeling fine The way that she looks at me Lets me know that she's all mine As she lays back and I gaze into her eyes And I think about the missus And I think about the lies What would I do if she found out about us two Would I run away through parks and through the woodlands And start afresh with you Start afresh with you She growls at me when she wants more And we play into the night She likes it when we use toys But makes sure I do it right There's so many others out there But it just wouldn't seem right To let her know I, I tickle on her tummy And I hold her really tight As she lays back and I gaze into her eyes And I think about the missus And I think about the lies What would I do if she found out about us two Would I run away through parks and through the woodlands And start afresh with you *Whistles* I hear a key turn in the door And it looks like we've been caught Come on girl I'll get your lead It's time we took you for a walk *Whistles*