Eddie's Song (Son of Dork)

Eddie kick started his career One Summertime in May A shitty band with friends from school But only he could really play The moment that he took the stage The fans were blown away I always knew that he'd go far I'm glad I lived to see the day Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he Doesn't know Shames he'll never be around to See them grow Said he had a different girl After every show But he's always way too gone To remember though So Eddie doesn't know At 3a.m, it's getting late The after party's closed But everybody follows Eddie They just won't leave him alone Calls seven girls to his hotel room Takes off all their clothes Some people say he had it easy But that is just the way it goes Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he Doesn't know Shames he'll never be around to See them grow Said he had a different girl After every show But he's always way too gone To remember though So Eddie doesn't know He's in deep and there's a reason He's all alone and he can't change Like the season's They come and they go To all the kids who don't look Like your Mum and Dad Don't freak out, don't you let It make you mad As long as they both love you then You should be glad Just think about the little problem Eddie had Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he Doesn't know Shames he'll never be around to See them grow Said he had a different girl After every show But he's always way too gone To remember though So Eddie doesn't know Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he Doesn't know Shames he'll never be around to See them grow Said he had a different girl After every show But he's always way too gone To remember though So Eddie doesn't know