Fuckingsong (Cocker Jarvis)

I will never get to touch you So I wrote this song instead Thinking about you lying in a bed It's gonna get inside your head And it's the best that I can do This is the closest I can get So let it penetrate your consciousness Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yes Oh, turn it up, turn me on I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong I know it's just a song And every time you play it I will perform the best I can Press repeat and there I am, and there I am Always glad to be your man Yeah, and this way Oh well, there won't be any mess As I assure you that there would be in the flesh Oh, this is my very, very best Turn it up, turn me on I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong 'Cause I know it's just a song Always eager, always ready Always in tune and always primed And I'm always there for you I'm always on time, unlike in real life Turn it up, turn me on I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong No, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong 'Cause I know it's just a fucking song