Um Um Um Um Um Um (Major Lance)

Walking through the park, it wasn't quite dark There was a man sitting on a bench Out of the crowd as his head lowly bowed He just moaned and he made no sense He'd just go Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um I just couldn't help myself Yes, I was born with a curious mind I asked this man just what did he mean When he moaned if he'd be so kind And he'd just go Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Now that I've grown up And the woman I love she has gone Now that I'm a man, I think I understand Sometimes everyone must sing this song Listen to me sing Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Can't you hear me, now Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Everybody now Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Can't you hear me, now Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um Um, um, um, um, um, um One more time, now