Thanksgiving In Reno (Too Much Joy)

At the $5.99 buffet In reno on thanksgiving day Nobody seemed to care Why anyone else was there Me and my buddy jay Watched bad cover bands play Got little drinks for free Kept betting on twenty-three We got drunk We got sad I met a girl who Said she could save me She said "I am a hug I wrap around you and I scrub You're made of dirt my dear I scrub until you disappear That's what absolution means" She put a dollar in a slot machine Three triple bars came up we won six Hundred bucks We got stoned We had sex I dreamt that I was Evel knievel