Ugly (The Texas Drag Queen Massacre)

Yeah! Well I'm a state, And I'm a fucking mess, Look like shit is what I do best, I don't care what they think of me, They think I'm dirt and I agree, I'm the ugliest fucker on planet earth, I scared my mum when she gave birth, The ugly tree is where I fell out, And hit every fucking branch on the way down. You tell me I'm pretty, But you know that's just a lie, How could someone so beautiful, Love such an ugly guy. Well I'm ugly and you know it's true, I'm ugly, not as pretty as you, I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck, When they gave out looks, I was out to lunch, Well I'm ugly, not as pretty as you, I'm ugly, I don't know what to do, I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck, When they gave out looks, I was out to lunch. Well I'm revolting and hideous too, If you were me what would you do? Wait a sec let me think this through, Why the fuck would I listen to you, Repulsive and hard to look at, You call me deformed and that's a fact, Patron Saint of Ugliness, I am what I am, And I'm a mess. You tell me I'm pretty, But you know that's just a lie, How could someone so beautiful, Love such an ugly guy. Well I'm ugly and I know it's true, I'm ugly, not as pretty as you, I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck, When they gave out looks, I was out to lunch, Well I'm ugly, not as pretty as you, I'm ugly, not as pretty as you, I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck, When they gave out looks, I was out to lunch. U-G-L-Y I ain't got no alibi, U-G-L-Y I ain't got no alibi. I'm ugly and you know it's true, I'm ugly, not as pretty as you, I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck, When they gave out looks, I was out to lunch, Well I'm ugly, you know it's true, I'm ugly, not as pretty as you, I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck, When they gave out looks, I was out to lunch.