Bieber Fever (The Key of Awesome)

Justin Bieber Hey yo, it's me again. I'm everywhere and I'm still rockin lesbian hair I'm on your T.V. I'm on your phone I declare this world a Bieber zone I'm made of cupcakes, ice cream, and flowers Young girls are helpless to my dark powers They can't stop screaming they don't know why They pee their pants then they fall down and cry Chorus All these shorties got Bieber Bieber Fever They love me like Milfs love Derek Jeter I got em drooling like golden retrievers They all bow down to me cus I am their leader SCIENTIST It starts with screaming, and OMGing Followed by weeping and lots of tweeting Once they're infected they are insane The only cure is to disable the brain JASPER I hate this pop crap, I like to rock He's worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block. CHET He's ain't so bad, he could be worse. I think I love him. JASPER Hey, I saw him first! SCIENTIST If your daughter catches Bieber Bieber fever Chop off her head with a meat cleaver REPORTER Can adults contract Bieber fever? SCIENTIST Yes! But it's mostly single moms and substitute teachers. Lil Wayne Weezy F. Baby and you know I'm paid I don't want to drink no Bieber Kool aid I sip on syrup and smoke that Cheeba I'm way too gangsta for Justin Bieber I don't want to do a do a duet This little motherfuckers gonna ruin my rep Every rapper has to do a song with this cutie It's the hip-hop version of jury duty I'll never sell out, cus I'm little Wheezy I'm feeling light headed and a little queasy Wanna carry you around on my shoulders And tattoo your name up on my shoulders You could be my little Caucasian brother If we go to the movies do we have to bring Usher? I got a baby mama but I want to leave her Cus I gotta bad case of the Bieber Fever BIEBER Bieber Bieber Fever Now the whole planets got Bieber Fever The streets will flow with blood of the non-believers There's no defense against Bieber Fever LIL WAYNE Bieberback, Bieberback. Bieberback, ribs. Yummy