The Headline Song (Jonas Joe)

My giant tongue wouldn’t stop growing A ghost stole our live savings Stand aside, my bum’s five foot wide My mate boiled my willy I’m so fat I broke the toilet Six toilets actually I fell for a sexy robot I paint with my boobies My psychic dog has healing powers There’s a time lord in my loo Mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant) I fart on men’s faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys) I’m so fat I broke the toilet Six toilets actually I fell for a sexy robot I paint with my boobies With my boobies, yeah.