Shoot You Dead (Slobberbone)

When I first saw your face It turned my whole world upside down You put my heart into a headlock And you threw it on the ground You stood and stomped, you stepped on it Yet kicked it all around Like some empty can of Miller Or some mangy blue-tick hound Yeah, but a rolling heart gathers no moss Only shit and sticks and stones So I left those days behind me And I struck out on my own Now, it's three o'clock in the morning And you call me on the phone You say your life has gone to horse shit And you wanna come back home Well, if you're thinkin' 'bout comin' down Better think again, better look around Don't go tryin' to mess with my head Because I got myself a gun And I'm gonna shoot you dead See, I got myself another but She ain't nothin' like you, dear She don't feel the need to slap me Or stick pencils in my ear So what's she have that you Ain't got to spur this little tryst? Well, there's sanity for starters Oh hell, I'll just make a list And yeah, I'm gettin' married Just let me clear the air Hell no, you're not invited But I know that you don't care 'Cause you'll be there with guns And goofy ribbons in your hair So I made me a big ol' sign says 'Crazy, jilted hag! Beware!' So if you're thinkin' 'bout comin' down Better think again, better look around Don't go tryin' to mess with my head Because I got myself a gun And I'm gonna shoot you dead Ah, shoot her dead, Mike You think I'm overreacting And you think I've gone too far Well, that's something I considered 'Til you tied yourself to my car I still see you in my rear-view mirror Your hands and face all scarred And it was just then that I realized What a loon you really are So, if you're thinkin' 'bout comin' down Better think again, better look around Don't go tryin' to mess with my head Because I got myself a gun And I'm gonna shoot you dead Yeah, if you're thinkin' 'bout comin' down Better think again, better look around Don't go tryin' to mess with my head Because I got myself a gun And I'm gonna shoot you dead I got myself a gun And I'm gonna shoot you dead Yeah, I got myself a gun And I'm gonna shoot you dead