Maxwell's Silver Hammer (Beatles)

D H7 1. Joan was quizzical studied metaphysical Emi science in the home A 7 late nights all alone with a test-tube D A oh-oh-oh-oh D H7 Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Emi calls her on the phone A7 "Can I take you out to the pictures D A Joa-oa-oa-oan?" E7 But as she's getting ready to go A7 a knock comes on the door. D R: Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer E7 came down upon her head. A7 Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer Emi A7(-) D(A7) made sure that she was dead. 2. Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again teacher gets annoyed wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene she tells Max to stay when the class has gone away so he waits behind writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-o." But when she turns her back on the boy he creeps up from behind. R: Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer... 3. P.C. Thirty-One said "We caught a dirty one" Maxwell stands alone painting testimonial pictures oh-oh-oh-oh Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery say he must go free Maxwell must go free the judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-o but as the words are leaving his lips a noise comes from behind. R: Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head. Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead. D F#7/C# Hmi D7/A G A7/C# D A7/C# D *: Silver hammmer...