Alley Cat (Wingnut Dishwashers Union)

Tonight I'm an alley cat yeah, More afraid of you than you are of me But if you leave some food out on the porch, I might stay till there's nothing left to eat I could sit alone in a lunch room in high school If I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in Asheville Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest Has a hole as big as the one in my pocket I mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest But hell, you kiss like a rocket I'd be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom If I wasn't a 20 year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom