Never Trust A Man (who Plays Guitar) (Wingnut Dishwashers Union)

So I dip this pen in arsenic I write a song for every president That won't ever get shot in the face And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives I walk down to the court house With one strum I level the place But hasn't anybody learned Don't ever trust a man who plays guitar The day I rob a banks the first day I'm not lying To you or me about what I believe So when I die then let my gravestone read Rest in peace, funk no pulses no Is no excuse not to dance If I live then let my heart be Like a beating picket line They'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab Hasn't anybody learned The last who make the moves Are the first to say the words The day I rob a banks the first day I live my life As an honest man, an honest man The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank Is the day I finally get what I deserve