You say you're hard
you're soft as lard
Think you're a man?
Soft as flan!
You think you're tough?
You're mallow fluff
You talk about
so whip the the ruler out
So...
Can you measure up?
Can you measure up?
Can you measure up?
GET THE RULER OUT!
Can you measure up?
Can you measure up?
Can you measure up?
GET THE RULER OUT!
Can you measure up?
Can you measure up?
Can you measure up?
GET THE RULER OUT!
Can you measure up?
Can you measure up?
Can you measure up?
GET THE RULER OUT!!!
you say you're hard
you're soft as lard
Think you're a man?
Soft as flan!
You think you're tough?
You're mallow fluff
You talk about
Get the ruler out
So...
Did you measure up?
Did you measure up?
Did you measure up?
GET THE RULER OUT!
Did you measure up?
Did you measure up?
Did you measure up?
GET THE RULER OUT!
Did you measure up
Did you measure up?
Did you measure up?
GET THE RULER OUT!
Did you measure up?
Did you measureup?
Did you measure up?
GET THE RULER OUT!!!