If I Was A Doo Doo Doo (Wyman Bill)

If I was a doo doo doo I'd paint half the world and sky blue Fill it full of clouds for you If I was a doo doo doo doo I'd read Kublai Khan in Zulu Down the line that takes to you If I was a doo doo doo doo doo All the choo choo trains in Timbuktu Couldn't lead my tracks away from you If I was a doo doo doo doo doo doo Even if my spine was snapped in two I would remain upon the rack for you But I'm a dum dum dum My heart is numb I'm a dum dum dum My heart is numb If I was a doo doo doo I'd divide the force in two And tried to let go for you If I was a doo doo doo doo Hamlet's ghost would haunt my igloo To be or not to be If I was a doo doo doo doo doo All the sacred cows in Kathmandu Couldn't match the shrine I built for you If I was a doo doo doo doo doo doo Celebrating mass with a kangaroo I would bless the bread and wine for you But I'm a dum dum dum My heart is numb But I'm a dum dum dum My heart is numb Dum dum dum My heart is numb Dum dum dum My heart is numb