Bad Chinese (Southpaw)

Please please please No more bad chinese It was not a good idea To have a lunch with Andy And dear Andy Ended up like me Our faces turned green We meet at the lavatory To have a lunch with Andy To have a lunch with me Me me me… meat Mark, Sean and Steve I guess you wouldn't believe They all had the same idea And this is how they ended So please, please please I'm beggin' on my knees Who once had that bad chinese Will surely understand me