Christmas Wish (All Caps)

This year, instead of movies or a motorcycle please There’s just one thing that I want under the tree I’m just asking you for the single perfect girl of my dreams Like an angel who is five-eight and divine If she plays hard to get then that will be just fine Because I’ll call the tooth fairy and ask her for some advice If Santa Claus comes through this year I’ll have my dream girl, only she’ll be real It may seem like I play my video games all the time It’s just because I don’t have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine But grant me a Christmas wish A pair of red lips for me to kiss Under this mistletoe that’s hanging here Now I, I understand you’ve gotta give to get I promise you that I did not forget Gotta leave some milk and cookies out for her tonight I hope that she will come down the chimney And when she’s standing there all dirty and ashy I’ll offer her a shower and I will lay out a towel If Santa Claus comes through this year I’ll have my dream girl, only she’ll be real It may seem like I play my video games all the time It’s just because I don’t have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine But grant me a Christmas wish A pair of red lips for me to kiss Under this mistletoe that’s hanging here Excuse me, you are out of hot water Got all this soot off but now I’m really cold This power rangers towel is faded at best and I think your drainpipe is growing mold You know Christmas girlfriends only stick around for just a day or two You’ve got less than twenty hours now to prove your love for me is true. I could really see a future for us both I feel ready to walk aisles and take oaths I wish she wouldn’t have to disappear at midnight It may seem like I play my video games all the time It’s just because I don’t have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine But grant me a Christmas wish A pair of red lips for me to kiss Under this mistletoe thatss hanging here Don’t leave at midnight