Get Sick Soon (Hello Saferide)

Oh, I love you! I wish you got the flu So I could take care of you Like you take care of me I’m such a Florence, a real Florence Nightingale I’ll fluff your pillows, I’ll buy you a Spiderman comic and read you ’til you fall asleep Sleep on my shoulder! I won’t wake you even if My back turns crooked and I have to walk with a limp for a week I’ll make you soup and none of that kind that you get in a jar cause I know you don’t like those Oh, I love you! I wish you got the flu You’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen ñ like a teddy bear on heroin Come, I’ll tuck you in tight and I’ll sing for you all night All night You can hold the remote, I won’t try to steal it And the best cushion is yours and you can have your feet on me, Even though I’m scared of feet and even though I had a hard day at work Oh, I love you! I wish you got the flu You can lay your weight on me and I’ll be your backbone Lay your weight on me You won’t have to worry