Comedy Waltz (Fairground Attraction)

I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight A couple of beers and a comedy waltz tonight Small minded people at the place where I work There's small minded people all over the world So I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight Tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes Please tell me a joke so that I can laugh till I cry I've heard the news and it's always the same Never any laughs, just trouble again So tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes There's something that I can't quite put my finger on About a clockwork monkey beating a drum But anytime I have seen such a thing There's something inside of me knows what it means I want to learn how to dance, I want to spin There's something that I can't quite put my finger on About a clockwork monkey beating a drum But anytime I have seen such a thing There's something inside of me knows what it means I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight A couple of beers and a comedy waltz tonight Yes, I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight