Jonny Makeup (Gravy Train)

Toot toot! And a beep beep! You're a coal miner's daughter who turned to the street And with a toot toot! And a beep beep! You snorted two hot loads off of the bar seat In Hello Kitty couture, always the man du jour I don't know what that means but I'm sure it ain't a bore Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed Ambush Makeover really gave you Hollywood cred HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON'TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two) HEY JONNY JONNY IT'S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP (one two) Hey Jonny you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Jonny, Hey Jonny!!!! Toot toot! And a beep beep! A Dolly Parton tattoo, I talk to you in your sleep It sounds like toot toot! And a beep beep! It's like Easter in your pants and everyone wants a Peep Ya little label slut, you make the tabloids nuts But if they only knew you couldn't rape a donut Kiehl's gift bag, what fancy schmancy schwag But it's that Broadway voice that really makes me gag yeah HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON'TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two) HEY JONNY JONNY YOU'RE A DREAM AND I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP (one two) I'm really really goin' through it so when are we gonna do it I grew out all my pubes trying to look like a dude in hopes that you'd someday screw it I'm reading out like I'm Levar Burton but that's only 'cause I'm really hurtin' Beyonce of V.I.P. I wanna be your wifey 'cause when you're flirtin' Gravy Train!!!! is squirtin'!!!! I'm living! I'm gagging! You're screening! I'm reading!