Master Ringo (Zappa Frank)

Dear PFIQ, Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters. I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all. I finally got rid of the smell Of the deep scrotum piercings (mumble) By putting a 5/32-inches barbell and a 5/16-inches ring. Now, air can get through. (laughs) (FZ: Can you stand like that? Hermann: Maybe I should read the text one whole, because . . . again . . . oh . . . FZ: Just . . . just say "now, air can get through") Now, air can get through. Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most enjoy-able. I have them all And go over them many times. You never heard anymore of Carl... Carol, issue n... number 14, I believe? Keep up the great work. I don't know what to pierce next. P.S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings? Piercing the head of the cock must be painful. (OOHH!) I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell! But I didn't want the artist to stop. Master Ringo 1970-WIM