Celebrate Your Mother (The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster)

Celebrate your mother You'd celebrate your father if he's sleeping with your sisters and your brother and your mother But you're always late so today celebrate So celebrate your mother You celebrate with Mary Jane and Billy Uncle Charlie and the others Cause you lost it bad How you feeling now You're sniffin' drinkin' poppin' pissin' 'Cause your think it's rock n' roll I said you lost it bad How you feeling now When you celebrate today Celebrate So celebrate your mother You'd celebrate your father if he's sleeping with your sisters and your brother and your mother But you're always late so today celebrate It's coming for your mother Human soul consumin' roarin' All the rabid mouths are foamin' for your mother And like a birthday boy You've got to do it well Saw you once and I had to get up again Saw you once and I just partied my friend Because a man never lost, I wanna live forever No, a man never got lost down in the cellar Saw you once and I had to get up again Saw you once and I just partied my friend Because a man never lost, I wanna live forever No, a man never got lost down... Come on! I want to fuck your mother! It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it well And please don't tell your father 'Cause I'll fuck him as well I know that you are the best in the world You say you're drinkin' poppin', pissin' 'Cause you think it's rock n' roll I know that you are the best in the world When you celebrate today Celebrate it all